What's the weirdest party you've ever been to?

I was at my friend's 15th birthday party and her parents weren't home. This is who was there S:The birthday girl A:My dramatic friend D: Mellow guy SS:Funny/Insane guy E:Sex obsessed guy AL:Innuendo Guy M:Girl I don't know very well. We started the party by playing cards against humanity and had some fun with that, then we went to the park and messed around on the equipment for a bit. S and I got bored with the park but everyone else wanted to stay so we went back alone. Once we got back to her house we played a bit of Mario Party and decided to go back to the park to get the other people. We got bikes so we could get there faster. Once we arrived at the park we realized our comrades were nowhere to be found so I texted them, in response they left cryptic clues and random pictures. We rode around trying to find them and couldn't so we just rode home. Right as we were riding up the driveway everyone was returning. Anyway everyone was back so we had dinner and played some more CAH while drinking copious amounts of caffeine. I stop the story here to mention that my friends are kind of very crazy, and that crazy is increased tenfold whenever there is caffeine or sugar involved. Anyway S decides that she wants to go to the local grocery store, she takes SS and AL with her. At this point everyone still at the house is feeling a bit bored, we're all on our phones or computers. I look around the room and say "Sometimes I think about if I could take out everyone in a room."

M says "I think about that too, I think we've had this conversation before." (I don't know M very well but I have had a couple of extensive talks with her because we're both theatre kids)

E says " you couldn't take out more then one person"

I say "I bet I could" and explain how I would do it. At this point everyone is a little bit scared that someone is going to snap and start murdering everyone. Then we get a call from AL and it sounds like they're being chased by someone. A couple minutes later they run to the door and slam it, it turns out they were faking but hey it was still a bit fun and suspenseful. Anyway everyone is getting antsy and SS finds a rubber band gun and starts shooting everyone. Everybody starts grabbing weapons or various deadliness (steel knives, Nerf swords, Rubber Balls) and chasing each other. Now I'm getting pretty scared so I grab some scissors and a pillow (Armor) and I hide behind a couch. D goes into the basement and takes out a spear (S's parents collect historical objects) and starts charging at people. I decide to peek out to see what's going on. S see's me and charges at me with a knife, and barely misses my arm, this is a bit of a wake up call so we all stop attacking each other and put the deadly weapons away. We decide to go back to the park and we play a game that's halfway between hide and seek and tag. We play a couple games of that but there's one problem, we can't find AL, we search all around the park but we still can't find him. So we walk home kind of separating along the way. I walk home while talking to M. We run into AL walking home along the way. Once everyone is back we mellow out and play Mario Kart while AL attempted Slam Poetry.

TLDR: Lost friends, found them. Tried to kill each other. Lost another friend, Found him. Did slam Poetry.

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