What's the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

Had a friend who would let himself into my house if he was bored. He’d come early in the morning before we were awake and would watch tv and smoke cigarettes in our living room. It was a party house so it wasn’t that weird someone would show up unannounced but not at 7am. It gets stranger. He would go into our bedrooms! But not to wake us up and say hi you wanna hang? No, that would be rude. He’d quietly slip in and casually peruse the trinkets on your dresser like a museum patron, jacket folded over his arm. Eventually he’d make enough noise to wake you and when you stirred he’d turn around non-chalantly, almost surprised. As if he’d unexpectedly bumped into a friend at a café. So I started faking being asleep so he’d fuck off and try it with my roommates.

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