What's the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

In high school I had a couple of friends over and we were all hanging out in my room, a couple people were sitting on my bed as I don’t have much seating in my room. After everybody had left I go to get into bed. When I grab the covers to pull them over me I notice that one of my guests had their period all over my bed. I’m aware that these types of things happen. But what wasn’t normal was it was smeared EVERYWHERE. Once I jumped up and looked under the comforter that had clearly been strategically placed to cover the incident by the offender, I saw that this girl had snail-trailed blood over the majority of my bed and even smeared it on the pillow. This wasn’t your average leak, this was an ungodly amount of bodily fluid spread to all four corners of my bed. I don’t physically understand how it was even possible as she sat in one spot the entire time we were in there? I just wish she would have told me in private as I would have just put it in the wash after everybody left as not to embarrass her, instead I got to lay in and rest my head on it.

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