3. What's the weirdest way you have ever been asked if you want to have sex?

What's the weirdest way you have ever been asked if you want to have sex?

I lost my virginity in the weirdest way.

I was staying the night at a friend's house, and we were up late playing Nintendo 64, when someone knocked on his bedroom door. It was his sisters friend, who was also staying over that night. She said she couldn't sleep and asked if she could hang with us. (Now let me preface the rest of this story by saying that my friend and I were total fucking nerds and socially incompetent)

We agreed she could hang out with us as long as she was quiet, and we went back to playing games. Some time passes and she leaves the room and goes to the bathroom. She returns in just her underwear, hops on my friends bed and says "what do you guys want to do?"

Both my friend and I are dumbfounded, but I manage to stutter out ”ummm, what do you want to do?" back at her. And I shit you not, this girl says "You guys are the ones with dicks, want to do me?"

And that is how my friend and I both lost our virginity in a threesome.

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