3. What's the worst date you've been on? NSFW

What's the worst date you've been on? NSFW

Story time. I (mid 20sF at the time) met a guy online and we had planned to meet for dinner not far from where I work. We were supposed to meet at a sushi place near by but an hour before the time we were supposed to meet he texted me and said "how do you feel about Chipotle?". I replied "like, in general?" He said we could go there in stead. I was really hungry at that point so I agreed to it since I do love Chipotle; though it wouldn't have been my first date choice on a Friday night. He didn't offer to pay for my meal, which was fine since I usually offer to spilt anyways. But come on, it was less than $10. During "dinner" he told me that his last relationship ended because he cheated on her. He said he lied about being employed and that he only teaches golf lessons in the summer and have no desires to find anything off season. He lives in his sister's foreclosed home and sleep on an air mattress because he didn't want to try to find his own apt; he would have to find a better job otherwise. I was ready to get out of there as soon as I finished my meal but he asked me "do you have a Costco membership?" Costco is a wholesale grocery store for those unfamiliar with. I said as a matter of fact I did. He asked if we could go there after dinner since he had never been to Costco. At that point I was seriously looking around for Aston Kutcher to jump out and tell me that I've been punked. I felt bad for the guy so I agreed to go to Costco with him since its on my way home and I'll probably never see him again. It was really bizarre. As we went past the seafood section I grabbed a 5lbs pack of salmon. After I paid for my salmon and he had a "tour" of Costco, he asked if we could go get dessert. I immediately said I could not because the salmon needed to be refrigerated and headed home. He asked to see me again and at that point I politely told him I didn't feel a connection and that it probably wouldn't work out. I never see him again after that but I would occasionally get a friend request from him on FB. I used to get random texts from him from time to times but I've gotten a new number since. I've gone on a lot of dates but that was by far the weirdest one. The guy looked completely normal, clean cut guy with a nice online profile. I left some stuff out since it's getting too long but I can finally laugh about that now.

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