Back in high school my friends and I use to hang out with a group of nerdy girls who complemented our nerd dumb asses pretty good. One day all of us were over at my place watching horror movies and one of these girls Liz asked to use the restroom. I was like, 2nd door on the right and off she went. I didn't pay much attention but after a while I realized he'd been in there for some time. After about 20 min or so she came out and started whispering to one of the other chicks and then they both got up and said they had to leave. Still, into the movie I thought nothing of it...

The movie wraps up and the rest of the girls take off so it's just me and two of my guy friends shootin' the shit. I get up to take a piss, walk into the bathroom and in there I find the most massive behemoth of a floater I've ever seen in my life. No joke, this thing looked like an extra large, 10 lb Meat Loaf that would make Mrs. Cleaver proud. On top of that it was absolutely rancid, it made me gag. Fuckin' Liz dropped a deuce n' dashed in my house!

Still to this day almost 20 years later, I'll periodically get a text from one of the guys that'll just read something like "You like Liz's floater..."