What's the worst way a SO has broken up with you?

bitch didn't even tell me. She was an ex from 5 years ago. Just got out of prison and I bump into her in a corner store where she is at because she got in a fight with her guy she lives with that I swear is like that jabba creature from Starwars just a big blob of fat. Anyway, shes crying because she has no where to go sooooo dumbass me led by my little head... 3 days later shes still here but she's obviously matured in the 5 years we've been apart. So the woman I was seeing casually calls up and I'm like "Oh, yeah, BTW, there has been an update in my life..." and the kick to this is I told my ex I was seeing someone and she of coursed asked if I had any pics which I did and my ex is blown away and says she's gorgeous. LSS I'm at work and the girl calls and I tell her about my ex but my ex is bisexual and thought she was hot and oh, btw, I'd still like to see you and my ex would too. Is that a problem??? AND SHE WAS COOL WITH IT!.

OK, let me stop here and say that I'm not prince charming. But I have a certain confidence in talking to women. The women you talk to are the women in your life. I tend to talk to really attractive women that a lot of men would be intimidated by.

So it is set dinner. I come home from work and my ex is all excited. She cooked a really nice dinner and I came home to a drink. I'm thinking, wow, could life get any better? Either way I go I'm golden. If the ex is this together now she can just stay right here. And if the other chick is the one I end up that is even better.

LSS. the ex meets said date and is totally blown away by how beautiful she is in person. Serious, this girl could easily be a model. 5'7", that natural thin body, long blonde hair to her ass. perfect b cup and the face of an angel but the best part is her ass. She has this meaty stripper ass on this model thin frame that is literally world class. The ex is so blown away she starts feeling inferior and that is setting off a whole series of emotions that she was not expecting of jealousy.

So lets just say that within 2 hours the evening devolved from the 2 of them in the shower, a gorgeous blonde and equally hot brunette with big fake D cups and the brunette (the ex) begins this slow spiral back into insanity and becomes the crazy bitch she used to be but the best part is I have a witness. The blonde watched the whole thing to so it isn't me. She made an excuse and needed to leave and I had to give her a ride and as soon as she got out of the house she says "that girl is CRAZY" I'm like, Yeah I'm sorry you had to see that but I'm glad you did because if I had told you about this you would have never believed me.

I get back home and after a fit of her craziness the ex says she loves me and she misses me and her life was never better or she was never happier than when she was with me blah... PUKE and I buy it. So we are back together again. Except she has this dude that she has not dealt with. She needs to go get her stuff and and take her over there and to keep from blowing the situation up she asks I drop her off and she will pack her stuff and call me. If I'm there it will explode. And she was right. So I drop her off and expect a call in an hour or two and nothing. I fell asleep and wake up the next morning and nothing. Wait, you all think she just stayed with him. Nope.

He called the cops on her because she was leaving and she had a warrant. Rather than let her come back here and have a decent shot at life he would rather send her to prison. She calls me the next morning from jail as I'm about to leave for work crying, telling me what happened, how she was getting her stuff together and the next thing she knows there is a knock and the door and she's being hauled away by the police knowing she's going back to prison, crying, she said she was screaming my name to help her...

So I'm feeling horrible because I thought she was her old whore self and blew me off. SO of course she blurts out she loves me and how special our love and and uh gawd it makes me sick. ANd I of course tell her the same thing and Baby I'm going to see you through this and dont' worry I'll take care of everything. And she is like I love you and I'm going to get my shit together and be a perfect girlfriend and get in school and get a job and quit being a stupid whore.

Sounds great right? Like many young women in turmoil she has meds she's supposed to be on. So I get in touch with her doctors and even find some others to help her seek treatment for her mental issues. Blah blah. She only had to do 90 days and I get it all set up and all she has to do is walk out that door and I take her to the doctors and she gets her meds and has a place to stay, new clothes, new everything. Granted, I am only lower middle class but when you are buying for someone else you tend to buy the nicer version. She had an iPhone 6 while I have a 4s the works all waiting for her. All she has to do is do what we talked about.

Little do I know that she is talking to jabba the hut this whole time too and he has his prescription renewed because he's so fat he's disabled and he has pain killers for his back. So yesterday, rather than tell me this I drive 2 hours to pick her up from the prison to find out she already left with him.

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