My friends and I were in class in high school, and we had a substitute teacher that day. Said sub was having a hard time controlling the class, asked a question, and one of my friends, who was a bit more "awkward", answered.

From the other side of the room, I hear one girl say, "Oh, shut up, no one wants to listen to you freaks...", and I see the hurt in his eyes.

I. Go. Nuclear.

"Excuse me, you loose cunt, but if I wanted to hear your opinion, I'd walk down to the corner of Main and Bridge, throw you a dime, and shove my 'opinion' down your fucking throat! I can guarantee that no one wants to hear about 'how drunk you got' last night, or whose dick you sucked, but judging from all those herp sores all over your face, I'd say you sucked off every other guy in the school so you can shut your fucking mouth and sit the fuck down, you fat, worthless, cockthirsty, BITCH!"

She ran and cried. I smiled. Sub just sat there, mouth agape.

I don't regret it. Friends are the family you choose.