I was at Walmart with a couple buddies of mine who just picked me up after getting shitfaced at a party, and for anyone who has never been drunk at a shopping center, the place is like heaven when you've got a wallet full of cash and no more bills left to pay. I grabbed a shopping cart before i entered the store not because i was planning on buying alot of stuff, but because I could barely walk without having something to grab onto so I could keep my balance. I walk around the store until i find the pop isle, grab myself 2 twelve packs of Pepsi and start walking back towards the registers. but that's when i seen them. My drunken state of mind was completely losing it's shit when it seen this. A complete 6 foot tall pyramid of big'ol'jugs full of cheese balls that were ALL ON SALE. I immediately turn my cart sideways next to the tower of munchies and slide them containers of Obesity right into my drunk walker. My cart was completely FILLED with cheese balls. The smile that must have been on my face would made Stalin smile as a fear it was probably that contagious. I wonder up to the registers and the lady couldn't help but smile at the bloodshot-eyed happy-ass drunk motherfucker that she seen before her with this mountain of cheese balls. She tried to talk to me but all my words were coming out slurred so i'm guessing she just stopped til she could tell me my total. $94.56. I open my wallet, give her a hundred, i get my change, and on i went. I make it to my friends car while they are in shock on what the fuck i just did. we load up the barrels of balls and head over to his house where i then ended up puking and passing out before i even ate any of them. I ended up waking up in the morning realizing my drunken actions I made and honestly didn't know why the fuck i would did that. Honestly best purchase I've ever made. Ended up getting drunk, playing Skyrim, and eating cheese balls for the next 6 weeks at my buddies house. Good times,