What's your best "this one night" story?

This one night me, my buddies and my younger brother were drinking at my apartment. A few people wanted to go smoke weed so they went into an alley out back. About 30 minutes later, 3 of the 4 run back through the door freaking out about how two cops came over (they ran) while one guy (lets call him dave) got stuck behind and when they looked back Dave was bent over the car and being handcuffed. Another 10 minutes go by and there's a knock at the door. Its Dave and two cops. My roommate opens the door with a beer in hand and immediately slams it (keep in mind we shouldnt really be doing any of this). He turns around and tells everyone that the cops are there. I say fuck it and jump out my window and make a beeline for campus. As Im sprinting I realize I left my brother at the party. I run as fast as I can back to the window, sneak inside and I manage to catch him walking out of the bathroom before he went into the living room (where the cops were). We both jump out the window and leave for about 2 hours.

Anyway, we come back to the apartment and my roommate and Dave are completely wasted having a grand old time. The cops weren't very happy about my roommate slamming the door in their face especially because they had our friend and saw beer pong through the window. However, in the drunken chaos, someone hid all the beer and liquor under the kitchen sink. When the cops came in they asked if were were underage to be playing beer pong. "Its okay officer, its just water, try some," my roommate says handing a cup to the cop. Incredulously the cop sniffs it. (We always used water because beer is such a bitch to clean up). Anyway, the reason Dave got handcuffed is because there was some crazy guy on the loose in the neighborhood that was caught sneaking into a woman's bedroom and masturbating to her sleeping. These two cops were out looking for this guy and found Dave hiding in a dark alley and assumed it was him. He was decently high so he didnt explain himself immediately. After deciding that busting up a party and getting in trouble for smoking was less bad than being arrested for rape, he told the cops everything. They were pretty cool about it and just brought him back to the apartment to make sure he got home safe.

Anyway, I dont drink with my younger brother anymore and the main cop (Officer Kincade) is now immortalized in the party mascot, a big yellow balloon with a fork as a trident named "King Kade".

TLDR: Cops arrest friend for rape but he was just blain.

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