What's your best walk of shame story?

Am I really going to share these? (bi girl for clarity) 1. First time I ever did something sexual, the guy had 5 roommates and they had friends over, where playing games in the living room. I was SO naive then, really nervous cause I didn't know what to expect. They knew why I was there, even if I was sort of in denial myself. We fooled around for about an hour, that was the first time I ever gave a handjob, and after I had to walk past them to leave... and he left with me to walk me to the subway... and I for some STUPID reason tried to say bye in an overly cheery voice... ugh.

  1. Was having good sex with my ex gf, suddenly had to pee really badly, decided to quickly get dressed and go to the bathroom. Roommate was sitting quietly in the living room which was facing the bathroom. Looked down the whole time, probably looked SO awkward and guilty, peed, slowly wandered back to my room. Ughhh.

  2. Not sexual, first time I smoked weed I slept over at a different ex gf's house. My parents had no idea I didn't come home that night and I'd never stayed out somewhere without telling them where I was. I didn't want them to ask questions so I got up early and walked through my neighbourhood, still kind of paranoid (I kept genuinely thinking cars were following me), waited for the perfect timing of my mom leaving for work and my dad still being asleep to basically run into my room and fall back asleep. Less ugh, still felt shame

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