What's your biggest "This isn't what it looks like" moment?

Shit happened to me one time but I was lone. My parents have date night on Fridays, get me a pizza, I watch Cartoon Network shit was cool. Well they ran late one day and I turned it to Cinemax because they were showing Hot Shots :Part Deux. I hear my parents drive into the driveway and get up not realizing it was close to the ending of the movie. Go outside and greet them and ask them how it was and talking to them while we walk into the house. We walk into the house and what do you know...Cinemax fucked me. We walk into some soft core porn shit on the tv blaring pretty loudly.

I said "i was watching a movie, must have ended," An left it at that which they took and didn't keep asking questions. You think that was the last of it? Nope. It was like the matrix or some shit, next Friday same fucking thing happened.

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