What's your craziest college story?

My ex and I were driving from the Midwest to go to the beach for spring break. He brought a significant amount of marijuana, against my wishes. He was driving and I fell asleep. When I woke up, he was getting pulled over by a cop for going 70 in a 45 zone and was lighting a cigarette to cover up the smell of the joint he had been smoking.

The cop wasn't really fooled, and he declared that the fact that my license and registration were from a different state than my insurance (because I had moved away from home for college) was suspicious. He said he wanted to search the car, and we could get out and let him, or he could bring the drug dog and walk it around the car.

My ex asked him to give us a minute, and convinced me that the best thing to do was hide his drugs and let them search the car. The safest place for it was apparently under my clothes, since they didn't have a female officer present who could pat me down. So I very carefully put his ziplock full of pot under my clothes (in my underwear, to be specific, I know that's gross) without attracting their attention, and then when the guy came back we let them search the car with the drug dog.

So we're standing there watching with like three officers while the fourth guy handles the dog. Turns out my ex had forgotten about some that was in his coat pocket in the backseat, and the dog found it but the guy couldn't figure out where it was pointing. They spent so long on all this that in the end they had to let us go without even a speeding ticket because they couldn't legally detain us any longer.

I just about had a heart attack. AND I DIDN'T DUMP HIS ASS AFTER THAT. Don't ask why. I was a dumb kid.

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