What's your craziest/funniest party story?

We were throwing a party and one of the guys we invited had met a couple of girls at Buffalo Wild wings earlier that night and invited them over. They were cool at first and everything was going well, drinking, playing some games. About an hour after they arrived one of the girls noticed a bottle of tequila on top of the fridge and starts trying to call people out to out drink her. So one guy steps up and takes maybe 2 shots, just turns the bottle up some. This chick turns the bottle back for a solid 5 seconds. At this point we realize that maybe this is a mistake. About 10 minutes later we walk back in the kitchen and there is the girl again with a different guy, she turns the bottle back for 10 seconds! This girl is like maybe 120lbs soaking wet. Cut to about 20 minutes later she is slouching and looks like she's about to pass out. We put her on the couch, and she lays there for a bit. People start leaving so we decide to move her upstairs to the spare room with a futon, so two guys pick her up.and start carrying her to it, and once they set her down one of them looks down at his arm and it's wet. She had peed all over him while they were carrying her, she then proceeds to pee all over the futon. Then like 20 min later we find her laying beside the futon, in a puddle of pee on the carpet. Her friend gathers her up and they leave about this point. Never heard from them again.

Tldr-random girls show up to party, one drinks too much and pees all over my house, futon and carpet.

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