What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my clique in the hot topic, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret brigades on reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed cuts. I am trained in edge warfare and I’m the top ukulele player in the entire school. You are everything to me. I will cry tonight, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the neighborhood and your gf is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your love-life. You’re fucking me, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you uncomfortable in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire database of MySpace and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “edgy” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cry fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

P.S. Didn't proof read and I know this is literal shite and should be hung for my crime.