what's your favorite beer/liquor mixed drink to make?

The Sacred Recipe for Gorilla Punch: 1.) Obtain a clean plastic bucket or cooler, something to stir with, a large funnel, and several empty plastic water jugs with screw-on caps. 2.) Purchase a 2 liters of everclear (that’s a half gallon in freedom measurements) and a quart of Blue Curacuo (an artificially blue colored, orange-flavored liqueur used in some mixed-drinks) 3.) Purchase 4 cans of orange juice concentrate (enough to make a gallon), and 4 cans of unsweetened pineapple juice (enough to make a gallon) concentrate from your local supermarket. 4.) Assemble the ingredients on a clean tabletop. Make the concentrates in the cooler. Add the alcohol next. Then pour the blue curaco and watch it all turn antifreeze green. Have your pledge slowly stir with the mixture while chanting "Green Gorilla Punch Really Fucks You Up" — it needs to chant this phrase thirteen times while wearing an uncle Sam hat. Next fill the funnel with the sacred mixture and have another pledge drink it. (only if he wants to, don’t haze, just tell him its his turn). 5.) Using the funnel, carefully fill up a plastic jug or 2L bottle with the mix and put it in the freezer. This is the ice that does not dilute the sacred punch. Gorilla punch is a strange and terrible brew. It looks like antifreeze, tastes like Kool-Aid, and has all sorts of disgusting floating things in it (the pulp) . . . it also has the peculiar tendency to make those imbibing it go totally batshit. The girls loved it — they were taking off their shirts, wrestling on the floor, and hanging upside-down from the railing over the stairwell. The guys acted like baboons on acid, doing backflips, swinging from the fan (it broke), and spitting fireballs with the little bit of leftover Everclear (they lit a pledge on fire). In the morning, we found that someone had punched out the bathroom medicine cabinet and left their underwear inside, another idiot had puked in the closet, and the lawn was covered with beer cans and empty plastic cups. Everyone apparently had a good time, though (even if they couldn’t quite remember it), and no significant damage was done to the house we were using. We vowed to be make more next time, however, we all graduated (except for Will).

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