A country guy goes to the big city for the first time. Is in awe of everything he sees. A city guy walks up and asks, “First time here?” Country guy nods. City guy says, there’s a bar on the top of this high rise, why don’t I take you for a drink. After a few drinks, city guy says, “The whiskey here is magic, watch this.” He downs a shot, jumps out the window, and jumps back in. Country guy is astounded. City guy does it again, downs a shot, jumps out the window, jumps back in. Country guy then downs a shot, jumps out the window and falls 100 stories to his death. City guy is laughing his head off. Bartender says “Superman, you’re such a jerk when you’re drunk.”