What's your favourite quote in porn?

Tony Eveready: Hell yeah!

TE: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Actor #2: Stick your nuts in there, nigga.

TE: Spread them rear end cheeks.

Actor #2: Spread your rear end cheeks!

Actor #3: Spread your rear end cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Actor #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

TE: Awwww, nigga.

Actor #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Actor #3: Awww, nigga. Get 'em... get 'em - spread 'em bitch!

Actor #2: Relax your rear end, nigga. Spread the cheeks.

TE: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my poo poo in there now.

Actor #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Actor #4: My balls too tight for that poo poo.

Actor #3: Awww... that's right, bitch.

TE: poo poo... first nut's in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Actor #2: That's right, bitch!

Actor #4: Nigga! My balls too tight for that poo poo, nigga.

Actor #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Tone!

Actor #2: Who you talkin' to, nigga?

Actor #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!

TE: Awww, yeahhh... Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' rear end in a top hat.

Actor #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the rear end in a top hat. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Actor #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Actor #4: Nigga, flip the dick

TE: Nigga, what - what.

Actor #2: That nigga clownin'!

Actor #3: What, what!

Actor #2: Nuts in da rear end, dick in da pussy, ain't it? Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.

Actor #4: That's the first time I ever seen that poo poo like that.

Actor #4: Nuts in da rear end, dick in da pussy. Aww poo poo nigga, what.

TE: Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like poo poo, nigga,I'll sit there and do this at home. That rear end in a top hat tight, keepin' my nutssnug - it won't even let my nuts out the rear end.

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: gently caress you, bitch.

TE: Motherfuckin' rear end in a top hat don't even wanna let my nuts out ... rear end in a top hat don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP.

TE: You gettin' DP'd any god drat way. Look at that, assholedon't even wanna let my nuts out ... yeeeeaaah. God dammit, mmhmmm. Younasty rear end bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

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