From a previous post of mine:

"Valentine's Day 2000. Found this little ceramic pot of chocolate with a paintbrush wrapped to it with a red ribbon. Body Paint Chocolate for Lovers. That's the ticket! Went out for a nice dinner then back to my girlfriends parents house to watch a movie with her. After her brothers and parents went to bed, we gave it another hour or so before I pull out the body paint chocolate and we think to try it out. She gets herself ready while I work on my body paint idea. She was a redhead and I was incredibly excited. The chocolate was cold and instructions said to heat it in the microwave on high for 2 minutes. This involves me walking up the stairs quietly, trying not to make any noise at all. Microwave found, ceramic pot put in, 2:00 on HIGH. Wait nervously in the kitchen hoping to God her folks don't decide on a late night snack. BOOM CRASH FUCK! Black smoke, door pops open, spinning glass base cracked, melted and charred chocolate everywhere with broken shards of ceramic adding to the effect. I am a dead man and I know it but I'm doing all I can to not set off the smoke alarm and clean it up at the same time. Her father and mother tear downstairs in their robes and her brothers show up (one with his baseball bat) to find me in their kitchen surrounded by black smoke and glass shards and chunky black chocolate gobs. BTW, I was supposed to have gone home before they went to bed. I lie, of course, and apologize like mad while saying I was heating up a dessert for their daughter. Until they find the instructions for Body Chocolate for Lovers and the paintbrush. This is when my GF runs upstairs in nothing but a towel (so hot) - staring at me with a horrified and embarrassed look which meant I was going to be a dead man forever. I walked out the front door and left. Left an envelope with money for a new microwave and a letter of apology the next day. Her mom just laughed (Dad wanted me dead still) but they let me keep my money. GF even stayed with me for another few months. TL/DR - Valentines Day sexy chocolate body paint experience at girlfriends house results in an explosion in their microwave and her whole family catches me red handed. I fled the scene, but it all worked out in the end."