What's in your fursona's pockets [potential nsfw]

Lithium:Let's see a .9mm bullet,a joint,my phone,my wallet,my keys, my kni-wait a minute Phyrus!!!! Phyrus:yes what the hell do you want Lithium: Where's my knife! Phyrus:IDK Lithium: I know you have it Phyrus:N-n-no I don't Lithium:Give it back Phyrus:Awww do I have toooo? Lithium:Yes. Phyrus:Ok... Lithium:Hey, this isn't my knife,Phyrus you lying son of a bit- oh wait sorry it is my knife now don't take my knife again,ok. We've been through this before Phyrus:B-b-but it's shiny Lithium:Ok I get it it's shiny what happened to the piece of steel I gave you Phyrus:uhhhh... I may or may not have lost it in the garbage disposal oh yeah by the way we need a new garbage disposal Lithium:I can't take my eye off of you for a second can I? Phyrus:Nope! Lithium: Now I'm going to work, be on your best behavior Lithium:God he is such an idiot Phyrus:I heard that asshole! Lithium:Phyrus what is your age again? Phyrus:Seriously, we've been roommates for 2 years and you don't know my age I'm 19,jackass Lithium:Then act like it I'm tired of replacing shit because you go and fuck it up what is this the 8th garbage disposal this year now let me go to work. Phyrus:Ok bye oh yeah fuck you Lithium:Yeah fuck you to,jackass Phyrus:No thanks,I'm not gay Lithium:Me neither jackass Slams door Lithium:Every damn day now he fucks shit up first the DVD player and now the garbage disposal

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