What's your idea for a story that you'll never write?

Ok so these will probably get buried because I am super late to this thread but I have two. For the first - World War 3 has come and gone and we've developed new weapons and communication platforms even more advanced than our current ones (don't ask me what these things are, I haven't thought that far). These new communications networks pick up some frequencies of some elusive object floating around earth. After we finally pinpoint it and capture it, it turns out to be an emissary from an intergalactic federation of planets and the discovery of that bot means that we’ve developed enough as a species to be called an “advanced species” and thus gain a place in the federation. We send diplomats to the federation and discover that there are five (arbitrary number, could be any number) main different types of alien life forms and the oldest of each alien archetype rule the federation (G-8 style) while the other branch species have a vote as well. Sounds cool right, we discover we are a branch of a great alien life form and become part of a democratic voting federation of aliens. It’s cool BUT (plot twist coming), a big reveal will come at some point in the series that shows that our planet is one of the many “feeder planets” that the five main species use. They send out terraforming missiles to planets that create a species similar to theirs. They speed that species along through the development process depending on how quickly they need votes in the federation. So it turns out we advanced because these aliens poked and prodded us along doing things like manipulating world events to spark major wars and basically doing some fucked up things ethically. I think it would be a huge bomb to drop on the human psyche if we discovered a lot of the terrible events that have marred our history and caused so much pain weren’t our own doing. We were just being played for someone else’s gain. So then after this information is revealed the books turns in to a plot to overthrow the five major powers for the fucked up way they control the federation. The themes of the books will explore the treatment of third world countries and poor underprivileged individuals by the elite for their own gain. I have no idea how I want it to end, nor do I have the creative capacity to develop multiple alien species and life forms that would be required for the book, so I would never make it, but it would be so fucking cool I think.

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