What's your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Me and my ex started fooling around on my bed and things were getting hot and heavy. He decides to slip two fingers in my back door. Well, fast forward a few minutes. He takes his fingers out and lo and behold, his fingers are covered in...excrement... It wasn't just a little residue, it was legit a huge chunk at least the size of a golf ball. I will never forget the look of horror on his face. My natural reflex was to grab it, so I end up with a handful of my own shit, both of us freaking out and screaming. I run to the bathroom, my mom asks my ex what's going on. "We found a melted Kit Kat on her bed."

I'm still super uncomfortable with any back door action 5 years later. So horrifying. I damn near cried and almost refused to face him again. And just a side note, I did NOT feel like I had to poop.

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