What's your most NSFW story that actually happened at work?

I was working for a company that leases and maintains equipment on sites that tend to be remote and isolated.

It was a fairly small company that had a lot of personal turnover because of the travelling long hours in shitty environments.

So were working on one site, and as normal there was a lot of conflict between us and the company running the site.

The guy I was with was a good engineer but he was a massive control freak and was always getting involved in stuff that wasn't his business.

The site was a disaster area, the contractors didn't really know what they were doing, and it was obvious that they weren't going to make any of the deadlines, and they were looking for someone to blame.

So my colleague was genuinely trying to help, offering good advice, for no other reason than he was offended by how dysfunctional things were.

He was in charge and we were spending way longer there than we needed to be, plus it wasn't really achieving anything, and I knew us being involved was just going to make it easier to blame us.

So late one night we were on site it was raining I was freezing my tits off, and the normal shouting matches were going on as normal.

I'd had enough, so when we went back to the car to warm up, I slid over onto his lap, after a bit of kerfuffle I got his cock out of his trousers, had it in my hand long enough to get his interest and then suggested if we were back in our hotel in the next hour I might be persuaded to put it in my mouth.

Job done.

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