What's your most unexpected drug story? (I'll start)

Thanks for sharing! Ive got a few, most of them involve getting things other than what i was told they were. Those have been around hundreds of times, i wont bore you with specifics. My first experience with cannabis, however, is in the same vein. Im with an older friend, and he says hes got edibles and a hash pen. I was bored, why the fuck not. We ate his cookie at the mall, around 20 mg of thc each if memory serves me right, then ride with his parents home. We decide to leave for the park, to go hit the pen. Lo and behold, it fell out of his pocket in the car, likely on to his seat. Knowing the stoner he was tho, he didn't panic no he had a backup plan, and calls his dealer to bring down some edibles. He tells me they are 40 mg each, 5 of them is usually a good time for him. Fuck it, as long as its free im down. We hang out, just relaxing ad we wait for it to kick in.

His mom calls, just about 40 minutes after we take it. She says she wants him home. Shit. I had just been feeling a bit weird, laughing uncontrollably a few minutes before. That was the first cookie i believe. We get to his house, search around a bit for the pen, cant find it. Shit. His mum definitely took it. Paranoia sets in. Then, his mum says that their evening plans changed, and they will just take me home now instead of later. Fuck. I get home, high as hell by now. Later i would compare this to be psychedelic in effects, i was going slow, melting into things if i stared at them to long. I get home, pretend to do homework whilst internally freaking out that his mum will tell my parents, and my parents might know im high. I mean at this point even multiplication was hard, i couldn't stay focused long enough to remember the numbers i was multiplying. Then, of course, its time for the family dinner. This is fucking wild. I absolutely demolish my food, which is unfortunate, because i was anorexic at the time and normally barely looked at it. Im nervous the whole time that they will talk to me. "How was hanging out with ludwig, Xylia?" Oh goddamnit. I keep answers short, because if i dont ill forget what im talking about. Again, having issues with melting into my food. Eventually dinner is over, i go back to my pretend homework, and finally its time 830. I wanted to be in bed asap, the sooner they thought i was asleep the sooner i didnt have to answer any more questions. I lay in bed, "tripping" for hours. I'm still paranoid his mums gonna tell. Finally the next day comes, and i am on the comedown. I text him, his mum doesnt seem like she will do anything. all is good in tha hood.

Tl;DR took an insane amount of edibles that kicked in when i got home, survived the ordeal of a family dinner. Paranoid the entire time. Definitely the second least enjoyable experience ive ever had with edibles. Thank god it didnt turn me off from drugs tho, 20 years later and still goin strong.

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