What's your pitiful, shameful, disgraceful story of missing a prime opportunity with a woman?

Okay, I am going to severely regret this but here I go, the most fucked up missed connection story ever:

In High School (it was a corrupt charter), this hot goth girl was super into me. Now this girl was thin, had a great body, and loved to make her school uniform skimpy when the teachers weren't looking. Particularly by shortening her plaid skirt with these little safety pins. This was a charter pretending to be hoity toity and had us dress like Catholic school children who got into a Harvard professor's closet. Anyway, she had the short hair with a purple streak that was "anime" spikey but not punk rock spikey. She was also a weeaboo, and hated her real name and had people call her Destiny.

She claimed to be Egyptian (she was dark enough to be one) so she had that mascara cat eyes. She had a lot of piercings as well, some hot and some not. On a scale to one to 10, she was a 20.

Now at one point she unbuttoned her shirt, pushed her tits up so the nips flashed, and had walked by me and tried to make me look. At the time, I didn't know she was into me.

Now before you lynch my dumb ass, she was hanging around this scary cholo dude (he was around 6 ft) who could easily call some buddies and have me killed. I know this because I knew that one of his friends had a fucking AK 47 in his living room. I thought it was fucking trap, that he was her boyfriend because they were inseparable, and that if I looked her boyfriend will actually kill me.

Anyway, one day her "boyfriend" sold some bad drugs to my best friend. The dude knows he is fucked because he heard what happened, he runs to his locker and takes out a huge fucking bag of pot and tries to flush it. The bathroom and his locker was in front of a fucking security camera.

Me, not knowing this, walk in and see a huge bag of hash in the bowl. I took a piss in another stall and went to the door where the Janitor walks in and I tell him he has a clog. The dude flipped his lid when he walked in the stall saw the bag. He said "i'll take care of it."

So I sit in home room and see her, and something is off about her and the girl she's sitting next to today. She asks her friend to give her a piercing, and she agrees. The teacher is busy playing COD on his laptop, because its home room, so he doesn't notice shit.

She takes out a fucking heroin syringe, tries to guide it into her lip with the help of her friend to make another hole for a piercing, and that is the moment the cops walk in after taking down her "boyfriend." They arrest her as they saw what she had.

Now you may wonder why boyfriend is in quotes, because he wasn't her boyfriend. He was her dealer. She was into me, and she was only hanging around a guy who sold her drugs. I could've banged the hottest girl in school, someone who looked like she walked out of the wet dreams of teenage boys everywhere but the cops arrested her and I was too naive to realize who the guy was before it was too late.

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