What's your wildest college party story?

Not sure if wildest, but certainly funniest: Friend A had been cheating on her boyfriend, C, with friend B. Only four people in our group knew. It's the first night back after a short break. They throw pre drinks at theirs. Everybody slowly gets more wasted than usual, and the tension in the room between A, B and the four that knew is palpable. Everyone's swapping weird looks. A and B are regularly declaring "What?!" to no-one in particular at random intervals.

The party moves onto the Student Union/club. Whilst there, we bump into ex housemates who are complete dicks. They start a fight about A and B. A has a screaming match with said housemates in the smoking area. Now: Some of our other drunk friends who don't know what's going on are intrigued. They start asking questions. Friend D, who knows everything and struggles with secrets, lets them in. They don't believe him.

The party gets booted from the club because fighting. Everyone has now reached the emotional-drunk stage. One girl starts crying over her boyfriend. Friend E temporarily forgets he has a girlfriend; tries to put a move on her on the walk home. Fails. More crying. Party gets back to the house. Somebody brings out more shots.

Friend F, already wired, and now slowly more so, gets brave enough to ask, "Hey, so what was all that with --?" Friend A tries to quiet it. Meanwhile, Friend B is there, watching on. Then, Friend J asks: "Hey, so what was all that with --?" Then somebody else does. Friend A can't take it, goes upstairs. While downstairs, Friends D, E, J and others, start discussing what the heck is going on. From upstairs, friends A and B here them.

Friend A storms down the stairs, human tornadoes into the room and loudly exclaims to a room full of intrigued semi passed out, mainly drunk students "YES, it's true! I am fucking Friend B. I have been for months. The sex is great! Is everyone happy now?!" The whole room goes silent. Friend A realises what she's done, picks up a spare shot on the table, downs it, throws a goodnight over her shoulder and retreats back upstairs. The rest of us saw ourselves out.

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