When you are so batshit insane, you make the Infowars hosts the rational ones, until the very end when Infowars drops the super crazy nuke. I normally don't sit through it all, but this is sooooo funny.

Some quotes that stuck - not necessarily verbatim: G: Guest (guy in the middle) H: Host (doesn't matter which one it was)

G: "any of the pictures we've seen so far, they are all CG by NASA, so you know it's not true"

H: "but what about the south pole? antarctica." G: "doesn't exist. it's a huge wall. Nobody's ever been to antarctica" H: "but there's pictures"

G: "all fake"

H: "If the earth were flat, none of the navigation computers would work. gps and all that, is all based on maths including a sphere" G: "yeah, but... maybe not." H: "so, pilots and others who rely on that stuff, are doing it wrong?"

G: "no, they're doing what they were taught, they don't see shit anyway and follow the computer"

H: "so why do ships disappear behind the horizon?"

G: "that's just how eyes work. that's nothing new. Just take a camera and zoom and you'll see the ship again. It's going to be visible. You only can't see it because the two eyes are looking at the same spot"

H: "okay, so what about space debris. what about things falling into out athmosphere and disintegrating. what about sattelites? they show a live ISS feed" G: "that's not real. I don't believe them. and sattelites, not ever. They've never shot anything up there." H: "But you can see sattelites with your naked eye!" G: "no you can't" H: "yes you can" G: "yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't. Sattelites are only about the size of a bus and a plane is ... like 3 busses, yet, when a plane is at 30.000 feet, it's almost not visible, so how could you see a sattelite that's a couple miles up?" H: "they're steadily moving lights"

G: "what, so now they have lights on them? come on!"

and the best one:

G: "I'll believe that the earth is round, if you take a plane and fly OVER antarctica. show me that, and I'll believe you"

to which I say he'll probably not believe that either and call it "fake" even IF it's done because... he doesn't believe the ISS footage either. That's about it.

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