When caught masturbating to porn, do you either pull up your pants or close the porn?

They know but they want to catch you...

Parent of a teen boy here. I know he's masturbating, but I don't know when. And as long as there's no mess I need to yell at him about, I don't want to know, either.

There are all sorts of other reasons I need to interrupt him, though. As a parent it's my job to ensure he does his homework, emerges from his room once in a while to socialize, does his chores (which are pretty damn basic and not the slightest bit onerous), maybe ensure there's an open window to air out his room.

Anytime your dad talks to you in your room he will leave the door open. EVERY! FUCKING! TIME!

Because that door should be open most of the time. I don't need a humid foul-smelling room in my house, air's got to circulate.

/r/AskReddit Thread Parent