So years ago I was serving at a restaurant and there was this girl that worked with me that was just really really hot. I missed a ton of clues. One day she came in from the beach to grab her check, a bikini with a T-shirt over it, and literally just came over to me and started rubbing up against me. I don’t remember what I did but I didn’t do what I should have.

Then a few months later, I wasn’t working there anymore, and my friend had a house party. Who shows up? The girl, with her boyfriend. She sees me, grabs me and we go into another room.

She tells me she’s really mad at her bf because he brought coke but wouldn’t give her any. So I’m like I got coke, so we do do a line. Then she asks me where I’m staying tonight, I told her I’m crashing here, and this room is mine for the night. And she asks if she can stay with me. I don’t remember what I said but I’m sure it wasn’t what I shouldn’t said.

Like an hour later I realize what she was saying, and just as I’m looking for her to tell her hell yea let’s go get settled, the cops show up and almost everyone scattered including her. I should’ve just locked the door right when she said that.