When you learn to think for yourself, rather than be told what you should think, you will finally see KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.

Hah!

Can you imagine going through millions in blood money "donations", contributions from immortal Nazi leaders and Middle East sultans, shaking hands with pedophiles and politicians in cults (who only support your campaign because you will provide them with safe havens and unlimited virgin sacrifices)...speaking in high school gymnasiums to seventy year old women wearing blue visors... pretending to be friends with every pop star with big boobs and smiling selfies with 22 year old rappers who were in actual gangs three months earlier...

And then cheating on debates, paying people for false rape allegations, hiding and deleting decades of email and electronic documents, dying before you make it to your car and having to be "Weekend at Bernies" carried by secret service (so they can resurrect you using vials of Walt Disney's preserved blood)

And then you watch on a big screen as the election results come in... one state after another... and as you realize, sitting in your campaign headquarters at 3:52am, that the results are conclusive... you look at your fake husband and your aide (who's sexual-predator husband's laptop ended your campaign)...you look at their sagging faces.. and from a nearby office computer you hear a YouTube rap remix of your opponent saying "grab them by the pussy" and airhorns sounding all around you...

You realize that the pact you made with Satan, which you thought was "a soul in exchange for a victory" was actually "a soul in exchange for a daiquiri" and you've lost...

And as your phone vibrates in your pocket, you raise it to your face with trembling hands... and you see 1 missed call with a voice mail...

"NEW VOICE MAIL - THREE FIFTY THREE... P M... bzzzt "Lock her up, folks. BIG-LY." bzzt

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