Sorry for poor Londonsky, am Rusja.

I'm the most dedicated player I know. I take pubs just as seriously as if it was finals at TI. I never give up. Playing against megas? I keep playing. Down 40 kills? I keep playing. Half of your team afk in base? I keep playing. Why? Because I'm the Arc Warden.

This hero is the ultimate 1v9 hero. If played correctly you literally can't lose with this hero. You may be thinking that if you played any hero correctly then you can't lose either but that's simply not true. Zet is unique with this characteristic.

I go midlane. I farm. The enemy midlane tries to contest but I am too good. I flux on him. I trade. I back off. We both salve up. He's got no HP. I've won the lane, like always. I am Arc Warden. Nothing matters more than farm. I control the lane. I'm farming so close to my tower that I'm impossible to gank. I can not die. I will never die.

16 minutes. Hand of Midas', Power treads, Necronomicons, Desolator. I've already won. Nothing can stop me now but myself. I am fearless. I push out lanes. I take towers. I force rotations. I am Arc Warden. Thousands of calculations going on in my head. I keep track of glyph, five individual teleport scroll cooldowns, how much each enemy is farming and when they will have specific items, relative position of both couriers etc. I can not lose now. Manta, necro 3's, Etheral Blade, Dagon 5, Refresher Orb. I've not finished farming.

"Fucking AW picker, no skill" The flame only fuels me. "Wow, nice work Zet you took racks" I don't need your praise peasant. I'm fucking Arc Warden. The rest of the my 'team' is irrelevant. They only get in the way of my goal. The enemy ancient.

Moonshard, Boots of Travel 2. I buy the wards, the gems are on me. I take the throne. I've won the game. 900GPM. Pathetic, I could do better. I'm not trying hard enough. I've failed.

"Match found".I pick Arc Warden. I am The Zet.