When you spray gorilla glue on your hair.

TMI story time. When my (now) wife and I first got together, the first time we hooked up... well clothes ended up wherever. Afterwards I found my clothes and got dressed and instantly started getting a burning sensation in a very sensitive area. I tried to ignore it but it kept getting stronger. I finally had to say something, and she got very offended. She said, "Um... STD's don't work that way."

I said, "I know; I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm just stating a fact."

She got in a bit of a huff and grabbed her socks off the floor. That's when I realized that my underwear had been resting on top of her socks. And I remembered that she has a bad foot that she uses a linemen on. I asked her what was in the liniment... you guess it, it was a capsaicin cream. It had transferred from her foot to her sock to my underwear to my sweaty nethers. Just enough to be uncomfortable enough to not be able to ignore.

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