When you get your sister pregnant and complain about how your mom is being unreasonable over Facebook

My son is 31 and lives with me, a pedophile, an incest rapist for he raped his 15 year old sister and got her pregnant. He sells weed to children and he's a psychopath. Starts inflating hot air balloon

I'm so embarrassed I can't show myself in public places. Steps into hot air balloon

You're not my son anymore. I'm disgusted. I'm kicking you out of the house and blocking you on facebook. I wish I never gave birth to you. You're a disgrace. You're disgusting. You're a criminal. I don't know what to do.

Balloon starts taking off

Carmen - Habanera starts playing

Ah, I know! chugs down a fistful of xanax Why don't I display my shame to the masses and have hundreds of friends and family NEVER look at me the same way again? Oh, hohohoh! Here we go, kids!

My word, you're such the dastardly rapscallion, you are! Sad emoji Oh, quite the crowd we gathered! Splendid, my shame has suddenly vanished! Better entertain the masses! Prepare for yet another bamboozle - you thought I was going to block you?! Bamboozled again! Why wouldn't I want to share this horrible story to everyone I know? Ho, ho! Yes, feed me the likes, it makes my balloon grow bigger! Yes, hundreds of people, family and friends will never look at me the same way! Oh, hohohoh!

That's all for today, kids, Toodle-loooo! balloon slowly vanishes over the horizon

TL-DR: It's fake. Too much controversial shit. She literally says "she doesn't care if the whole world sees the status" but at the same time she is so ashamed that she can't go to public places, mind you, where people don't even know about their problems. She also says she will block him and doesn't. Also, I don't know who would use an emoji in a situation like this.

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