When you're in love but a wall is in the way

I had a Newfie that wasn't dumb, just psychotic.

He hated skunks. The first time he got sprayed because he didn't know any better. But from that moment on he made it his life's mission to destroy skunks. Couldn't let him run off leash, which was too bad because he was staying at my dad's acreage while I was at work. I actually started developing a tomato allergy from washing him with tomato juice so much (my hands would itch).

To make matters worse, one time he ran into a porcupine while running loose in the woods. My dad spent the evening pulling quills out of his face. A few days later, the idiot caught that porcupine (or another) and finished it off. Fortunately he seemed to have had enough of porcupines after that, and didn't go hunting them like he did skunks.

TL;DR

Psychotic newfie got sprayed by a skunk, spent the rest of his life hunting them. Pro tip: if your breeder ever decided to cross Newfies 3 or 4 generations back with a wolfdog, to improve health, your Newfie may be psychotic.

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