I don't remember a majority of my dreams. I have about 6 dreams that I still remember really well and some others that I wrote down before I forgot about it.
Looking back I can say my dreams are awesome, here's one I wrote that I actually forgot about and had a chuckle reading.
Was in a class, everybody was split in groups of two. I was grouped with a girl at the time who showed interest and I showed interest back, we even start playing with each other and flirting. After a while I leave and come back and the girl isn't grouped with me anymore, I'm now grouped with someone else. Feeling stupid for leaving, I try to get myself grouped back with her but to no success. She left the class and I was told by someone that I had been duped, that she belonged to 'floor 3' and would mess with people not from there.
Now I'm pissed off, that someone would even dare to fuck around with the sacred emotion that is love, I wrap toilet paper around my knuckles and it's game time for these POS's at floor 3. I go there and it wasn't what I expected at all, this was a gang that lived on the 3rd floor basically. I'm greeted with crack head gangsters who are trying to fight me for coming here. I knock them the fuck out even though they look barely even alive to begin with. I head into one of there rooms where its basically a strip club, I am greeted with one of the guys who run things there. He explains that the girl I was looking for is owned by them and that she is just a crack head whore, who then he points me to her and she is stripping for a group. He laughs at me and just tells me to leave and forget this ever happened. I decide to and leave feeling humiliated while he is still laughing his ass off, right before I get off the floor I decided to get my revenge for them messing with me. I wasn't gonna go in guns blazing or beat them up. No, I decided to bomb them. Yea I know WTF. I place a bomb on the floor and just leave and watch as they all died, every single one of those shits on that floor met there end because they messed with the wrong person.
There is a part 2 of the dream:
A time skip had happened, (the classes I had been taking were apparently related to law enforcement as the friends I had in the class all worked with LE) So apparently I haven't had enough of obliterating that gang from the first part (The whole gang wasn't on the 3rd floor just a part or 'chapter' as they call it), I was now hunting all the top guys who run the gang, vigilante style. I had a map of where they all live at. Going once every night and taking there lives. I don't know why I hadn't had enough, I might have just been doing this for funsies or to make a point to myself. But after a while the press takes notice, and say something along the lines of, is god slowly picking up the bad guys and taking them out to inspire fear in the rest? As sort of a Armageddon type thing. The police knew it was a vigilante. So as I'm finishing up with about 4 left on the list, I go to take another one out who coincidentally lives on the 3rd floor of this building, I take him out but I was really sloppy. I took him out with a lead pipe in front of his door and as I'm walking back to the elevator his family and pitbull dog walk out and sees the body. I hide as I'm not that close to the elevator yet and they start walking to my area. They look around and I wait for them to turn back or just look back at the body. They're calling the cops and they're face towards the body and not me, I make a silent run to the elevator and click on the 4th floor (which where I was staying at for the night with a buddy and his wife who were both in that class so they were some kind of law enforcement.) Before I pressed the button in the elevator the kid turned around and saw me and yelled at his mom who took a picture of me. I make it to my buddy's place and they welcome me and after a while they get the call about the body. I'm nervous but nothing happens really. The picture the lady took happened to be a horrible picture, I was wearing all black with a hoodie on and all you can barely see is my mouth. I'm pretty sure my buddy knew it was me and even gave a amazing quote that sadly I can't remember.
As a side note: This seems like it could be a continuation of 6 that involved me being a assassin/hitman.
That side note was a reference to a series of dreams (Which to me I refer to as dream #6) I had that were basically all one really long continuous dream.
Here are more recent ones I wrote down (1-30-15)
I'm in a classroom with classmates and I'm showing someone a hologram of the universe, they ask me how I can have a living universe that's in my head. I say something along the lines of, only seclude it to a part of your brain not all of it. I show them one species currently having a war with another. One of them loses and dies but I resurrect them and they proceed to win.
I'm in some sort of restaurant with a beautiful woman (Same one as other dreams) who is the princess of this planet. The queen is also in the restaurant. I go talk to the queen for something I can't remember and the queen is well a rather very large person. She starts walking and the weight just vanishes, and she's suddenly a MILF.
Side note: 2 is most likely part of Dream #2