Where do prisoners jerk off?

When I was rotting in the fed, the shower drains would clog with cum wads after the morning shower rush. There is also kinda a pecking order for when peeps in some blocks shower because of privileged, more private jacking off purposes. In both state facilities as well as federal there have evolved entire economies centered around inmates jacking off.

Ever heard of a jack pack?! Let me explain: some inmates have enough support on the outside that they have magazine subscriptions or their friends send them brand new magazines like it’s a book or something. Then these bougie cosmopolitan reading inmates are confronted by greazier, less fortunate inmates that want to permanently acquire that magazine for several packs of tuna when they are done with it—for the articles. But what they end up doing is cutting out the more scantily clad pictures, putting groups of them back to back inside a plastic ziplock baggy as to make it both shower proof and double-sided, and now you have every crooked accountant and glam-on-the-inside’s wildest fantasies for the next decade—for ten packs of tuna or 2-3 cigarettes.

There were a few inmates that would tuck the corner of their jack pack into their towel letting it hang out as they walked from their living space to the showers. Because you gotta let urybody know: you don’t have to jack off while looking at the racial slurs carved into the shower stall.

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