3. Where do you put your pyjamas during the day?

Where do you put your pyjamas during the day?

The main one is horniness. Even if I jerk off have sex just before going to sleep, I'm only good for 15-20 minutes before I get a boner. Being naked makes me painfully aware that I do have a dick and so I should be doing something with it.

But also I sleep on the side and having my peehole rubbing on the sheet isn't comfortable. Neither is feeling the weight of it awkardly resting on my thigh, dangling in the void, swinging wildly when I change position. Plus all these things leads to me being conscious that I have a penis which leads back to point #1. And if I happen to have a half-naked woman sleeping by my side it really doesn't help the situation and they usually don't like being waken up after the third time.

And to be fair, I'm exaggerating a little bit and I guess I could get used to it but since it's not really hygienic, I don't really see the point and rather keep the snake enclosed in my boxer shorts. (Sorry for being so graphic but you did ask)

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