Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

Lets see my first time found a guy from craigslist. He does a line of coke on the dashboard of his constructuon pickup truck and put rest of cocaine back in his pocket. It is night time. He parks his car about 100 yards away from a cop car. Cop is there trying to catch speeders. Has a small limp dick that tastes like chemicals. Asks me to pull the head with my lips every time its upward motion. Says "I love you man". That was his dangerous way of getting off. While we are there his girlfriend calls three times yelling where the fuck is he that late. And he picks up each time and get into verbal altercation. Oh did I tell you that it was my first sexual experience ever?

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