Whether you're a dealer or a user, What's your story of getting caught with weed? How'd they catch you? Who caught you? and what were the ramifications of being caught?

This happened to my buddy.

This happened during a holiday weekend. So, him and his buddy get to this campsite where a bunch of their other friends are, and they're already pretty high. They smoked a couple of bowls before they got there, so they were feeling good. Anyway, they were under the impression that the locals at this campsite didn't care about weed, they were all really friendly folk. After chilling at the campsite for awhile, they decided to go kayaking down this popular river, and they packed a couple of pre-rolls for the trip. About halfway down the river, they spark up a blunt, by his buddy drops it in the river and they lose it halfway through. They should've taken the hint... My friend had rolled 3 joints just in case they wanted to smoke more while going down the river. So, they spark one up, and are passing it around the kayaks between a group. They started smoking the J when they didn't think anybody was by them on this river. However, the "conservation police" as they're called, apparently take their jobs really seriously, and go all-out military (painting their faces to hide in bushes, binoculars, undercover units dressed as civilians kayaking down the river and calling in suspicious activity to other cops at riverbanks, etc.). Sure enough, after finishing the joint, him and the other guys involved get pointed out by the police at the next riverbank and he screams at them to paddle over and get out. This is in front of probably 100 people, and everyone is looking at them. So, they search them and find the other 2 joints, and write them all possession tickets. Luckily, it's all their first offenses, so they're waiting to see what will happen with the trial and whatnot.

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