Which basic knowledge did you totally forget for a moment?

I’ve done this before (not for a whole day, usually just for a good 30 seconds of concerned chewing). The worst time this happened was when I had an edible for the first time. My stoner friend messed up the math for all of the edibles and three hours later, high off my ass on New Years, I spent what felt like 20 minutes walking around chewing on a single saltine that I could not for the life of me remember how to swallow. I kept thinking maybe it would be easier if I went and got a drink, but then forgetting, giggling with a friend, and then considering the other possibility of just spitting it out. To this day I don’t know how I swallowed that saltine but when I woke up in the morning it was gone and I hadn’t choked, lol

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