A Song of Ice and Fire

Wait... ...hear me out. It could be fun to see a different director take a stab at each book.

A Game of Thrones - Tarantino does what he does best - violence and clever dialogue. Plus, there's no way we're getting this under 3 hours.

A Clash of Kings - Nolan takes what he learned on Dunkirk and applies it to the War of the Five Kings. Plus, trope subversion.

A Storm of Swords - Scorcese shows us a bunch of double crossings that ends up in a pile of bodies, with no real clear victor.

A Feast for Crows - Wes Anderson takes us on a trip of the Iron Islands and a Dorne covered in pastel colors. It's artsy. A bunch of stuff happens, but nothing really matters.

The Winds of Winter - Kevin Smith. Because at this point the series has devolved to callbacks and in-jokes coasting on the fumes of it's earlier successes.

A Dream of Spring - Kubrick/Spielberg - Spielberg's AI of Kubrick he had created after AI becomes sentient and demands directorial control. Spielberg argues the ending should be emotionally fulfilling, while Kubrickbot wants a thinker that leaves people questioning whether political systems really need to exist at all. They decide to feed every fantasy script ever to a neutral net. It ends up being twee Oscar bait, but somehow garners a warmer reception than season 8. GRRM hates it, but the rest of society is healed.