Which fictional character has "seen the most shit"?

Prince Vegeta, was kidnapped and forced to kill people by a tyrant which turned him into a complete asshole to everyone. The planet and almost all of the race he was supposed to rule was then destroyed by said tyrant. He then travels across the galaxy to find the last remaining members of his race but he was turned into such an asshole he instead picks a fight with someone he deems "unworthy" and gets his ass handed to him. After he has his dick kicked in maybe 40 more times by assorted asshats he's then killed by the tyrant that ruined his life. Then while he's dead his "unworthy" rival Goku reaches super saiyan and avenges his entire race, two things that Vegeta wanted more than anything. This humiliation takes around 85 episodes for Goku to accomplish before bringing Vegeta back to life, so we can assume he was dead for around a decade and a half. After meeting his future son who has also surpassed him, he gets to watch the tyrant again slain by someone other than him. After becoming a super saiyan himself he beats one person before having his arms broken by a little blond girl. After some bullshit he gets surpassed by Gokus son which sends him into a coke binge in the special room where he gets super buff but comes out to of course get his teeth broken out by some green dick head who ate the little blonde. After the monster kills his son he loses it in a fit of rage and attempts to aveng him which is off course brushed off like a fly biting by the green dick head. He then trains for like 28 years and allows himself to get possessed by an evil wizard just to get enough power to beat his rival Goku which he wants more than anything and has to stop the fight short just to go fight the monster that the wizard resurrected. After said monster wipes his ass with Vegetas face for 24 consecutive hours in front of Vegetas own son, he decides to blow himself up just to kill the monster. He then finds out Goku wasn't even trying and could have kicked his head off his shoulders if he wanted, and the monster is still alive and has killed everyone on earth except 5 people. He's then granted a second chance to go back to earth where everyone including his 7 year old son and both sons of Goku have surpassed him. He then proceeds to fight the monster because Goku wants to rest for what he requested was 60 seconds and gets beaten for about 35 days straight to the point where he's within an inch of his life. Then Akira Toriyama

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