Brent Seabrook. His performance has taken a sharp decline in the last 2 seasons. I can almost predict 90% of the time when we're getting scored on when it's only Seabrook hoofing it back by himself. I foresee him softly skating out the rest of his contract with the enthusiastic fortitude of a box turtle.

Henrik Lundqvist. His window has officially closed. I've given up on the dream of seeing him hoist a cup.

However, there is a player who taught me to never abandon hope, never ever say farewell, and to always rely on your teammates for support: The underrated veteran Rikilav "Ric Ric" Ashlevski (I'm paraphrasing of course)