3. White bread with a slice of government cheese

White bread with a slice of government cheese

The thing about government cheese is how hard it is to harvest. To have to crawl inside Joe Biden’s foreskin while he's in his cheese persona and use it as a cozy warm blanket as I eat his smegma/dick cheese as a midnight snack to keep me stuffed and warm during the cold winter months as I sensually connect with Joe. I'll hug his actual dick like a big old body pillow/teddy bear, occasionally licking it and smelling it as its taste and scent intoxicates me into a new level of euphoria. Joe knows I'm enjoying this and takes advantage of it, squeezing me with his big yaoi hands in between his firm yet soft and comfy foreskin to the rock hard and thick dick, rubbing and mixing myself with the rest of the smegma/dick government cheese. He begins to get faster and faster and I feel drops of clear fluid splashing on the top of my head. It's really warm and refreshing and it intoxicates me further into trusting him to give us both pleasure. I can't stand it anymore. I yell out for Biden, moaning "DADDY!" as he begins to orgasm the fuck outta himself, as I hear muffled moans of Demetri dick with real thick juicy semen that will give way to new smegma/dick cheese. I begin to drown and suffocate within the cum as I try to find my way out of his dick. Instead of escaping though, I went inside his dick hole to where the source of the flowing river of life is coming from, being so intoxicated to want more of it even though it could mean the end of my life. I swam and swam in the cum tunnel forever until I was left stranded in pitch black darkness, clearly still in Joe’s fluid. This feeling that I'm getting. It's warmth, comfort, and guaranteed satisfaction. Never in my life have I ever been more happy. I now feel content with my fate. My destiny. As I physically dissolve into the comfort of Joe's body, I breathe out my last words, "I love you, Daddy." My body is dissolving further and further until I'm smaller than a sperm. One of his sperm reacts to my body and suddenly, what remains of my body merge with his cheesy sperm. Now he truly is my Daddy.

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