who was the biggest asshole you knew as a kid?

Miles. That fucking asshole. We were maybe 11 years old, and I had just immigrated to the United States. He would say racist as fuck things to me which, like, how did he even know those words at 11?! He was brutal and extremely violent. This is a good time to point out that I'm a girl and was really small for my age due to nutrition issues.

He used to throw dodgeballs at my face on purpose in gym class every single time, and the teacher would pretend not to notice. I would just sit curled up with my face hidden until the bell rang.

Another time, we went camping as a class (I was 12 then) and he took this opportunity to terrorize me. He peed on my clothes, hit me with a chair, and stole the crafts I made. Like I'm not making any of this stuff up. Dude was a psycho.

Obviously this was a super dark time in my life. We had just moved across the world, and this turd wouldn't leave me alone. I would love to say he's a total loser or something, but he's a moderately successful man in his 20's with a cute wife. I'm a successful cute girl who no longer gets her clothes peed on or hit in the face with dodgeballs.

The experience toughened me up and taught me to be self-reliant/not need external validation, but man. If I could kick Miles in the face repeatedly with my pointiest high heels, I would. Fuck Miles.

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