Who’s the worst guest you’ve had in your house and what did they do?

I moved cities, and a girl I used to get on well with at my old retail job said we should hang out and go out in my new city. That sounds great to me! We've gone out drinking before and it's been a blast, plus I don't have tons of friends in the new city yet so it'd be nice to be able to go out. She asks if she can crash with me, and I say that is absolutely fine. I'm living in a flatshare situation and not really liking it. I was feeling a bit deflated about the whole move to be honest.

So we go out, we don't get particularly drunk, but we have a couple of cocktails, dance for a bit, and get home at a reasonable hour. She decides to sleep at the end of my bed in a sleeping bag. I offer my bed or my sofa, but she politely declines both which is fine.

I wake up in the morning to my friend standing over me, telling me to go back to sleep. Something is not right.

So it turns out, when she drinks, she wets herself, without fail. This is why she wouldn't share my bed or sleep on my sofa. But she thought it was fine to sleep on my carpet and piss there. The carpet is drenched. She has also pissed all over her clothes? Someone arrives out of nowhere, picks her up, and leaves me to clean up. I woke up while she was basically trying to escape my flat without me finding out.

The smell of urine did not come out of the carpet for weeks. It was horrid. I was already feeling super miserable, but coming home to a pissy room every evening really was the cherry on the cake.

We never spoke again!

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