This plastic waitress who slept with the owner of my restaurant. She was married for like 9 months and he was engaged to the other owner for like 4 years or something stupid. So they hook up and the woman owner finds out and gets pissed. The dude owner cheated before all this went down, but the chick owner didn't leave, hence the 4 year engagement. After the the woman owner finds out, she makes the dude owner fire the waitress. Once she's gone, everything kind of goes back to normal for about a week. Then, the man owner gets all sad and shit and stats getting super drunk at the restaurant. He doesn't really do much there anyway, just gets in the way and yells at people to do things they're already doing. His drunkenness doesn't generally impact things that much. It's mostly an inconvenience.

One night, he brings in his two Tibetan Mastiffs and starts throwing a miniature party outside with one of the off-duty bartenders and some of her friends. This bartender hoe has one of those little yappy rat-type dogs and the Mastiffs keep trying to eat it. Everyone is drunk and screaming at each other and the dogs. Customers are complaining to the manager because they're afraid some Michael Vick type of shit is about to happen. But the male owner dgaf and the female owner only works mornings. In the confusion, he secretly texts the plastic waitress hoe to come and join in on the fun. She shows up and everyone stops working to gossip and ask questions like "dude, what the fuck is happening?" So the owner and the waitress go home together and do what they do. Like two days later the waitress is back at work and has the best schedule. Everyone is pissed. One dude throws a tantrum and quits, mostly about other things, but some of it was this hoe taking his spots on the schedule.

She spends the entire time on her phone and is always asking people for favors. The whole thing is a shit show. Everyone has to pretend to be nice to her because she's fucking the owner. I guess they're going to get divorces and try and make this new thing work. Too bad it's shitty for everyone else.