Who's ready for some Chad? Nickleback at Red Rocks

"It all starts off in the Red Rocks lot when me and my boys are in a circle poundin' Busch Lights while were blastin' How You Remind from my new Chrysler Caravan. Ya my Caravan is white and i know it gets dirty easily but fuck it, the canadians love that shit. As we pass around our fat fucking bottle of Absolute Strawberry, we just scope out hotties while we try to ward off all other loser Chads, as the bitches flock to my Chrysler like a fucking watering hole in the desert. SLUTS. Me and my Bro's don't even head in until the 3rd song. As we walk in I take a fat swig of jim bean and simultaneously smoke a cig and drink the rest of my warm Busch light. So were in the show. We start just pushing our way to the front. Lights. Chads. white dude on drums. Jesus on Saxophone. SLUTS. By this point every song sounds just the fucking same as the other one. But I know Chad-brah upfront is fuggin killin' it anyways. I grab this girl next to me and we makeout for a solid 15min during some song. I finally push that bitch off and low and behold some other slut starts grabbin my ass. After that I head to the bathroom with my bros and wait in line for 20 mins. We head back to our spot and some jackass is standing there. I'm about to bust his ugly Ted Danson lookin' face in, but before I can he whips out a joint and offers me and my crew to smoke up. He tells me he's there watching his daughter and her friends that are all in high school. Next thing I know I wake up in my van with my dick hanging out of my zipper. Now this has happened to me before so it doesn't even phase me. I just pop in a sick 04' nickleback CD and fucking cruise home."

too fucking good

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