Yang: "Neptune... Neptune... Neptune... Hmmmmm... I've never thought about him before. He's a bit to wimpy for my taste. Too shallow. What the hell am I saying? I'm the shallowest of them all. I might have to see if I can get to Neptune."
Sun: "AW HAIL NAW. AIN'T NO WAY YOU GONNA STEAL MY MAN FROM ME" He conspires to get to Neptune before her
Sun and Yang arrive at Neptune's typical hang-out spot
Yang: Hello Sun. Been creeping around my bedroom lately?
Sun: THAT WAS ONE TIME... AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DON'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS.
Neptune: You don't like girls? Since when? This is information I should know, you little asshole.
Sun: He is deep in thought because of the last part of that sentence
Neptune: Sun... Are you listening?
Yang: I think you killed him... Anyways. On to business. How would you like to come with me to my favorite bar tonight?
Neptune: Will there be dancing?
Yang: Of course there will be dancing.
Neptune: On second thought... I'm not sure if I can go.
Yang: Alright... she's never been rejected before.
Sun: ...
Yang: walks away, holding back tears
Sun: Has gotten out of his trance WHAT THE FUCK MAN? YOU'RE LETTING YOUR INABILITY TO DANCE HURT PEOPLE STILL? All those girls who thought you wanted them but you just shooed away and you still can't stop doing it?
Neptune: I'm... I'm sorry. It's just... What if they laugh at me? What if everyone finds out? What if my life is ruined because of it?
Sun: Neptune. Your life isn't going to be ruined because you can't dance... God... Why did I even like you? You can have Weiss instead. I'll find another guy." He decides to walk to Team RWBY's room in order to apologize on Neptune's behalf
Neptune: "What? You liked me? Why?"
Sun: Too late for that now"
A few minutes later
Sun: Knocks on Team RWBY's door
Yang: Who is it? Go away!
Sun: It's Sun. I just wanted to apologize on behalf of my asshole friend. He doesn't understand women.
Yang: Oh really? Then tell me why I'm so upset...
Sun: Well. With the amount of confidence you have, I'd say that you've never been rejected before.
Yang: What? You got it right? Maybe you do know something about me... What am I thinking now?
Sun: You're thinking that you'll find someone better than Neptune
Yang: You're right... Saaay... Are you sure you aren't... in the market for women or are you strictly looking for men?
Sun: Are you... Hitting on me?
Yang: Yes?
Sun: "Ugh. I can't let you get rejected two times in a day. Let's go to that bar you like."
Yang: smiles and hooks her arm in his. 'I think I'll enjoy this new relationship'
Sun: 'What am I doing! I've never been with a girl before! I didn't even know I could be... Attracted to them.'
Fin