You'd have to go further if you wanted it to be similar. Start calling her vagina "the wizards sleeve", and make disgusted faces every time you see it.

I, of course, would never recommend actually doing this, because this would be a terrible thing to do to someone you love. This is exactly what she is doing to you.

I think it's incredibly selfish of her to even suggest you get snipped. Making you feel bad about yourself by constantly making negative comments about your penis and the faces is borderline abusive. All because she prefers it to be snipped?

OP, your partner should love you for who you are. Foreskin and all. The fact that she would treat you so poorly because you are hesitant to mutilate your genitals for her is a red flag to me. Don't get snipped for this woman. If the marriage lasts long enough, maybe consider it as a 10 year anniversary present. I think 2 years in is a bit early for something so permanent.